I offered..

You'd think that if your wife offered to pick you up from work dressed as a school girl you'd be interested wouldn't you?

Would you not want to drive straight home and do naughty things to her? 

Might you not even be able to wait until you got home? 

My husband, hereafter referred to as L showed some interest when I mentioned this to him over the phone.  He always phones me from work, he gets bored easily .  He works evenings, until midnight.  

Anyway cutting a long story short, about 30 mins before he finishes work he calls me again and asks me to order him a mixed kebab so we can pick it up on the way home, I had a fit....  not just because he's supposed to watch what he eats as he had a stroke 2 years ago, not just because it's £7 and we're supposed to be watching the pennies since he took this new "less stressful"  job which pays half what his old one did but because I had thought I was going to get a night of passion... or at least 30 mins of passion...

needless to say I didn't bother getting dressed up..